From The Guardian, yesterday and already generating lots of comments, here is part of the conclusion:
However, these are rare flashes of light in 1,000 plus pages of opaque, dull, greyness. Can anyone honestly tell me that they enjoy reading all those lists of endless genealogies that take up such huge portions of the Old and such hefty chunks of the New Testaments? Has anyone got the stamina to read the entire tedious work from cover to cover? To keep up with all those hundreds of characters that appear from nowhere and disappear without explanation, rhyme or reason (the greatest story thereby displaying ignorance of the most basic storytelling rules)? Do all the cubits, marriages, lists of names, departures, camps in the plains of Moab across from Jericho and offerings of goats say more to you about the human condition than, say, The Great Gatsby? Would you even prefer to read all that bunk about demons in the New Testament, unleavened as it is by humour or the intriguing possibility of the lead character finally losing his virginity, to Harry Potter? In short, does anyone sincerely believe that the vast majority of the Bible is anything other than crashingly dull? Personally, and with pun fully intended, I doubt it.Sam Jordison is not the first person to ask these questions, and I'm sure many Christians often struggle with them too. They're questions I asked internally in my teenage years, before I was a Christian - having struggled to read even a small amount of the good book.
Here I am wanting to say that all that apparently unnecessary detail shouldn't have been edited out. Though by contrast I really think some of the Harry Potter books could have been edited a bit more rigorously. In the Bible, the names matter. The genealogies matter. The journeys matter. The cubits and other measurements also matter. I don't doubt that JK Rowling would defend her books the same way!
The big picture of what's missing from this writer would appear to be believe in Jesus who says that anyone who doesn't notice that the Old Testament points towards him and so believe in him is already missing the elephant in the room.
Genealogies? The genealogies are frankly fascinating. They trace out the greatest story through its people, walking generation by generation towards Jesus. The details along the way giving great insights into the kind of people God is interested in.The translations we have may or may not be great literature - Jordison is probably better qualified to comment than me. They should however be evaluated on their own terms. That is to say they should be evaluated as offering eternal life, as tasting sweeter than honey and being more precious than gold. I can only hope that the Mr Jordison might take another look and hear that his experience of reading the Bible is neither unique nor universal.
Cubits? I presume a reference to the measurements for the tabernacle that represented God's home with his people. Hebrews 9 tells us why we need all these - they were a copy of the real place where Jesus would go to offer himself as a sacrifice to cleanse our consciences of sin.
A taste of this read by Ryan Ferguson